🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BROWSERVERSE 🚨 So, the folks at Opera just dropped Neon, a browser that’s basically a glorified AI assistant for a price that’s giving major “ripped off at a theme park” vibes—$20 a month?! 💸💀 Like, fr fr, do I get a complimentary existential crisis with that? Imagine this: You're just trying to find cat memes, and instead, you get three AI chatbots battling it out like they’re in a Mortal Kombat tournament over who gets to help you. 🥊💻 Spoiler alert: all of them are trash. It’s like Drake pointing to the “this is fine” meme while your browser goes full chaos mode 🤡🔥. "Leaked Developer Quote": “We wanted users to feel like they have multiple assistants—too bad they all just Googled ‘how to confuse a human’!” 🤖💩 This whole thing has “cringe” written all over it, and the only thing “agentic” about it is how aggressively it takes your money. I mean, are we mixed up in a sci-fi horror movie? Because I'm getting major "AI takeover" vibes here!! 🚀💀 So here’s my hot take: Neon will either be the AI messiah 🚀 or the cringe that sends us all running back to good old Firefox and its ONLY mildly annoying updates! Watch out, the future’s looking a bit TOO chaotic for comfort! 🙃💥