🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD! 🚨 Tesla’s Dojo has officially been kicked to the curb like that *one* roommate who never does dishes! 🍽️💀 Turns out the AI training supercomputer that Elon “I’m-a-meme-king” Musk claimed was gonna be our self-driving savior is more of a “Do-no” situation. 🤖🚗💨 Reports say **20 workers** ghosted Tesla faster than your last Tinder date and have started a spicy new venture called DensityAI. 🏃‍♂️💨 You know it’s serious when they ditch Elon for server farms! *This is fine*🔥✨ One anonymous developer (probably still sobbing over the last SpaceX launch) was quoted saying, “We just wanted to train AI, not become Tesla’s version of the Titanic!” 😂🚢 Meanwhile, the remaining Tesla folks are like, “Stonks???” as they try to salvage Dojo’s dreams. 🙈📉 The internet is predicting that Elon will now develop a Dojo 2.0, but instead of training AI, it will just run TikTok dances for hype! 🤡💃 No cap, we’re living for it. Upload those dance moves and call it “self-driving vibes”! 🚀 🚨 INSANE PREDICTION ALERT 🚨 In three years, Dojo will re-emerge as a sentient AI TikTok star that influences crypto prices while navigating traffic! **Get ready for the cloud shortage of 2026**! 😱💸 💥 SHARE this chaos or we’ll be forced to send a self-driving car your way! 👀💨