🚗💨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Tesla just dropped a banger! They claim to have delivered their first Tesla Model Y all by its lonesome, like it’s a rebellious teenager sneaking out for the first time! 😱🔥 In a shocking plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t script, Elon Musk 🎩 decided to pull this off a whole DAY EARLY! Talk about **flexing on deadlines**! “To the best of our knowledge” was the exact phrasing! So, like, is Elon operating on some 17D chess strategy or is he just playing the “trust me, bro” card? Meanwhile, Waymo out here sipping tea ☕ like, "Um, excuse me, we’ve been doing the whole driverless thing with actual passengers for over a year now." 💀 And speaking of cringe, allow me to conjure the Drake format: Drake Pointing 👉 1st Place: Tesla's delivery 🚀 Drake Pointing 👉 2nd Place: Waymo's passengers 👥 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, the car was just vibing. I think it was low-key judging me as I watched it on the app.” 🤖✨ Get ready, because in 2024, we’re all gonna be getting our groceries delivered by *fully autonomous* Teslas that are secretly plotting world domination. Mark my words – STONKS 💸. This is fine... just kidding, it’s not fine! 🤡 #TeslaTakeover #RobotRevolution