🚨🚗💨 *BREAKING NEWS that’s NOT REALLY BREAKING* 🚨🚗💨 So while you were busy practicing your TikTok dance moves, Elon Musk was over in Austin like, “Why not drop an *EXCLUSIVE ROBOTAXI SERVICE* with approximately 10 vehicles and a safety driver?” 🤖👨‍✈️ You read that right, folks!! Tesla's genius plan to revolutionize transport comes with a whopping *$4.20 flat fee*—you thought they were fighting for the future, but really they were just fighting your wallet! 🎉💰💀 *Leaked quote from an engineer on the project*: “We’re not just driving cars, we’re driving right into the meme-zone of tech innovation! 🤡💀 Imagine robot taxis powered by the meme economy!” Meanwhile, Ethereum is shaking—“Stonks, baby!” 🚀💸 And remember, while Tesla addresses the *current* caffeine crisis driving in Texas, the rest of us are here sipping lattes wondering if they’ll run on burrito fuel next! **This is fine.** 🔥🔥 Now here’s the hot take: In 2025, these robotaxis will be rolling out with *actual* robots to fight off your intoxicated Uber drivers! 🤖🥴💀 *Cope, seethe, and FOLLOW the future!*