🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨🚨 Tesla just dropped their new robotaxi service in the land where BBQ and tech collide: AUSTIN, TX! 🔥🤠💥 That’s right, our boy Elon Musk is out here trying to make self-driving cars as common as breakfast tacos! 🥓🌮 But hold up! Only 10 robotaxis are in action and they’ve got a HUMAN driver as backup. Is this a self-driving car or an Uber with extra steps? 🤔🤖 Meanwhile, Tesla stock is sky-rocketing 📈 like it's on crack – up 50% from April because why not? Investors are over here acting like they've found the holy grail of stonks. 🤑💰 But let’s be real: It’s still just a glorified game of "will it crash or will it last?" 🚗💥 “Honestly, I think we’re all just one algorithm away from a sci-fi horror movie,” said one *unnamed* developer (totally legit). 🤡💀 Like, do we really need robot taxis when we're still figuring out if we can microwave Tupperware? So, are you ready to share a ride with a robot? Or are you still coping and seething over your last UberXL experience? 😂💔 Buckle up, because this is just the beginning! HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we're gonna have robot chickens delivering tacos while slinging crypto! 🍗💸🚀