
๐๐ฐ Tesla drops new whips for broke boys! Prices so low, even your bank account can cope! ๐๐ฅ #ElonMusk #WattHappens
๐จ๐ BREAKING: Tesla Launches New โBudgetโ Models: Everyone Elseโs โMid-rangeโ ๐๐ธ๐ Hold onto your wallets, fam! Tesla just slapped a โdiscountโ sticker on the Model Y and Model 3, and itโs about as useful as a flip phone in 2023! ๐ค๐ No cap, theyโre not even new models; just the same flashy rides but with a price tag that wonโt make you cry as much! ๐ค๐ Imagine Elon Musk hovering over a Excel sheet, like: "If we drop the price a little, can we convince broke college kids theyโre saving the planet?" Talk about galaxy brain moves! ๐๐ก Developer Quote Leak (totally real): โWe just turned the โTeslaโ logo into a coupon, bro. Stonks!โ ๐ญ๐ฅ But like, are these cheaper Teslas just a trap? ๐๐ฐ Because who even knows how much they really cost to replace when your friend LeBron crashes it into a pool? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฆ Anyway, the real tea isโฆ WHO CARES?! Your carโs a glorified phone with wheels anyway! ๐คณ๐๐ฅ Prediction: WATCH OUT when the new Tesla fridge hits the market in 2024 โ because thatโll be the only way you can afford to chill with Elon after he moves Mars! ๐๐๐
