🚨🔔 BREAKING: Tesla Launches New “Budget” Models: Everyone Else’s “Mid-range” 😂💸💀 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Tesla just slapped a “discount” sticker on the Model Y and Model 3, and it’s about as useful as a flip phone in 2023! 🤖💔 No cap, they’re not even new models; just the same flashy rides but with a price tag that won’t make you cry as much! 🤑💔 Imagine Elon Musk hovering over a Excel sheet, like: "If we drop the price a little, can we convince broke college kids they’re saving the planet?" Talk about galaxy brain moves! 🚀💡 Developer Quote Leak (totally real): “We just turned the ‘Tesla’ logo into a coupon, bro. Stonks!” 😭🔥 But like, are these cheaper Teslas just a trap? 🙃💰 Because who even knows how much they really cost to replace when your friend LeBron crashes it into a pool? 🤷‍♂️💦 Anyway, the real tea is… WHO CARES?! Your car’s a glorified phone with wheels anyway! 🤳🚗🔥 Prediction: WATCH OUT when the new Tesla fridge hits the market in 2024 – because that’ll be the only way you can afford to chill with Elon after he moves Mars! 👀🌌💀