🚨🔥🔧 BREAKING: The Cybertruck is like that one friend who always shows up in the weirdest outfits and then spills their drink everywhere! 😫🚗💦 Since dropping in December 2023, this stainless-steel meme machine has been recalled so many times, I'm starting to think it’s just Elon’s way of making sure we NEVER forget he exists! 🤡😂 If recalls were a cryptocurrency, we'd be riding the *stonks* rocket to the moon, baby! 🚀💰💀 Let’s do a quick count: 8 recalls already? *BRUH*, it’s like the Cybertruck has more “oopsies” than your average college dropout! 📚😵 *Leak Alert*: “We thought glue was a real solution, but turns out it’s just the universe testing our karma.” — Some Tesla Dev, probably. 🤷‍♂️ And let's talk about that “glued trim panel”! 😳 That’s a hard pass, fam. It’s like watching a toddler with a bottle of glue—*this is fine* 🥵🔥. No cap, if this takes off into the mainstream, we might see Cybertrucks in Fortnite before we see them on the actual roads! Unhinged Prediction: By 2026, the Cybertruck will literally *fly*—but only after it recalls its flight mode like it was a bad haircut. Good luck, future aviators! 😤✈️💥