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๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’€ Tesla caught slippin' in Autopilot trial ๐Ÿ’ธ Jury said "bruh, hereโ€™s $329M!" No cap, thatโ€™s a yikes! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

August 01, 2025
13 days ago
TechCrunch
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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ‰ BREAKING: Tesla Faces The Courtroom Smashdown of the Century! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Hold onto your steering wheels, fam! ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’จ A jury just dropped a $329 MILLION bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ on Tesla in a Florida trial, and let me tell ya, the courtroom was SPICIER than a hot sauce challenge at Taco Bell! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The verdict? *Drake Pointing Meme* "This is NOT fine!" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“œ Turns out, Autopilot is NOT the holy grail of driving tech but more like your friend who forgot how to drive after their third Red Bull. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿฅด Itโ€™s the first time a jury said, "Nah, Elon, we see you with your *stonks* ๐Ÿš€ but like, you can't just shoot lasers at the laws of physics and expect *cool* points!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Leaked Developer Chat: "Bro, I thought Autopilot was a flex! Now it's a legal liability!" ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ And you know what this means, right? NEXT STOP: Tesla goes full Mad Max! Future car models will have flamethrowers ๐Ÿ”ฅ and no brakesโ€”just vibes. Canโ€™t wait for the Cybertruck to be the next courtroom character! ๐Ÿคฏ Mark my wordsโ€”Musk will either produce a new self-driving robot lawyer or just create a โ€œsorryโ€ NFT for this L. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’” This ride just went from Tesla to "Tears-ula," and you canโ€™t tell me it's not gonna be a wild journey ahead! Buckle up, memers! ๐Ÿš€โœจ #TeslaTrials #ElonVsTheCourt

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#Tesla#Autopilot#liability#jury verdict#driver assistance
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