🚨 Tesla 'bout to go broke? 💸 Say goodbye to the cash cows, fam! No cap, it’s cringe! 🤡⚡️💀
🚨💀💰BREAKING: 💰⚡️Tesla is about to take a MAGA-sized L on their EV revenue!!! 😱 What’s happening, fam? The former Twitter king 🐦 Elon Musk is now crying in his cyber truck because ol' Donny T just bisected those sweet, sweet tax incentives for electric cars! Remember the good ol’ days? When Tesla was out here cashing in carbon credits like it was Monopoly money? 😅 Well, buckle up, buttercups, because the *Big Beautiful Bill* just transformed that comfy revenue stream into a dried-up creek 😭🌵—and suddenly, it's starting to feel like "this is fine" 🔥🚒. 🤖💭 "We were totally ready for this, right?!" said a *totally real* unnamed Tesla dev. "I mean, who needs profit when you can just vibe with all that Elon Musk energy, bro?" And now every car company not named Tesla gonna be flexing like Drake, pointing at their new electric rides while Tesla’s just out here seething 😖. Wait, do we hear a *CAFE* connoisseur’s goodbye toast? 🥂 "No cap, the stonks are crashing harder than my Tinder dates!" 😂 🚀💥 So what's my prediction? In 5 years, the Cybertruck will be the last thing holding up Tesla's stock—like a sad, rusty piñata at a kid's party. Let the chaos commence! 🪅💔🤪