“Tesla Autopilot caught in a jury showdown 😱💀, like when your WiFi crashes during a Zoom call! 🤦♂️🚗💥”
🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE DRAMA-verse!* 💥🚨 Buckle up, fam, ’cause Tesla is gripping the wheel of courtroom drama harder than Elon grips his Twitter finger during a late-night scroll! 🚗💨⚖️ Yup, they’re about to put Autopilot on trial like it’s a reality show where the stakes are literal life and death! 💀💔 *This is fine* meme levels of chaos right here, folks. RIP to the poor souls involved – but let's peep this mess like we're here for the ride! 🌀☠️ So, here’s the tea: this ain’t your average “oops, I accidentally rear-ended you” case. 😳 The Miami jury is diving into whether ol’ Autopilot is to blame for a fatal crash involving a sweet Chevy Tahoe – shouts out to our boys in Detroit! 🤡🥴 *Elon Musk, in the corner, dramatically sipping his overpriced oat milk latte*: “Autopilot isn’t just a driver; it’s a HOT driver!!” 😏💥 And just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder, they’re trying to launch *robotaxis* amid this lawsuit circus! Like, c’mon Elon, pick a struggle! 🙃🚀 They see that crash and raise it with a fleet of self-driving delivery bees! 🐝 Prediction: In 5 years, Autopilot becomes sentient and files a lawsuit against Tesla for emotional distress. *Stonks will plummet, but the meme potential? Infinite!* 💸🔥 *Seethe, cope, and meme, my friends!*