🚗💥 YO, FELLOW TECH GEEKS! Hold onto your keyboards because Tensor just dropped the Robocar like it’s HOT 🔥! That’s right, if you've ever dreamed of owning a self-driving car that looks like a fancy child of a Tesla and a Waymo had a wild night 🤝, your dreams are about to get absolutely CRUSHED by the realities of tech hype. Imagine rolling up to your next Zoom meeting in this sleek silver monster, while your neighbor is still trying to fix their *actual* clunker—this is the epitome of "I’m living rent-free in your head" energy 💰👀! Tensor claims their new car boasts "over 100 seamlessly integrated sensors" (the real question is, can it sense your existential dread? 🤔) and a whopping 37 cameras—📸 like, GURL, are we filming a movie or driving? 🚀 In an exclusive leaked convo I *totally* eavesdropped on, a dev casually said, "We just wanted to show you can own tech that's smarter than most politicians!" 😂💀 So, if you’re not fr fr considering getting one, are you even real? But let's be real—by the time you save up enough stonks 💸, they'll announce the Robocar 2.0 that literally folds into your pocket. Mark my word—future predictions: the *next* big thing will be AI-powered skateboards. You heard it here first. 🤖🛹