🚨💥 BREAKING: Tenable Unleashes AI Exposure – Because Who Needs Safety When You Have Generative AI? 💥🚨 Okay, okay, gather ‘round my tech-savvy fam, because we just kicked the snooze button on cybersecurity! 🎉🛡️ Tenable has dropped the *spicy* new feature called AI Exposure, straight outta Black Hat USA 2025. Sounds like a bad band name, right? 🤡👨‍🎤 It's like Tenable looked at the chaos that is generative AI and said, “Let’s put a helmet on this wild ride!” 🤖💣 This thing promises to help YOUR enterprise manage all the risks like a parent on prom night 🚗💃. But let's face it, with AI doing the cha-cha with creativity, it’s more like playing Russian roulette with a blender. 🔄🌀 💬 *“Honestly, we just wanted to make sure no one leaves the data doors wide open like they're launching a TikTok dance challenge,”* said an imaginary Tenable developer while sipping on their overpriced coffee. ☕👾 And here’s a hot take 🔥: If AI wasn't running wild in every corner of the universe—like a toddler in a candy store—maybe we wouldn’t need Tenable’s safety net! 🤯 So brace yourselves, folks! This is either gonna save enterprises or we’re all gonna be nodding along as we sing “This is fine” while the digital house burns down around us. 😂🔥 So, meme lords, what’s next: a "Danger Zone" sticker on our AI products? Let’s just hope this isn’t just another stonks move! 💰💩