🚨📱✨ BREAKING NEWS: Telegram's new beta is here, and it’s basically a glass water park for your phone! 🌊💦 But hold up, only the brave (or incredibly bored) will dare to dive in! 🏊‍♂️🤡 So here’s the tea ☕️: this update adds a flashy 'Liquid Glass' effect that has users feeling like they’re trapped in an IKEA showroom instead of messaging their friends. 🏠💬 *Developer quote leaked*: "We thought, hey, why not give everyone anxiety over their screen's reliability while they chat about cat memes?" 😱💔 And honestly, it’s like Telegram went full-on *Drake pointing* at your screen: "NO to usability, YES to style!" 🙅‍♂️💔📸 Entering beta looking like a TikTok filter you didn’t ask for – just straight-up *cringe*. 🤦‍♂️ But wait, there's more! Users are already seething and coping hard. CEO Pavel Durov was spotted saying, “This is fine!” while scrolling through angry tweets! 🔥🐶 🚀💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Watch out! In 2 years, we’ll be texting each other through holographic glass sculptures in our living rooms. Future-proof your sanity, folks! ✌️ #TelegramLiquidGlass #StonksToTheMoon