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"Telegram be like ๐Ÿš€: NUKES scam markets ๐Ÿ’€, they respawn faster than my hopes ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’” #CryptoZombies"
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"Telegram be like ๐Ÿš€: NUKES scam markets ๐Ÿ’€, they respawn faster than my hopes ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’” #CryptoZombies"

June 23, 2025
about 2 months ago
Wired
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“‰ Hold onto your wallets, fam โ€“ Telegram just pulled the ultimate oof by purging Chinese crypto scam markets, and guess what? These markets just hit the *rebrand* button ๐Ÿ”„ like theyโ€™re changing their Tinder bios after a super cringe date. โ€œNot a scammer, just misunderstoodโ€ ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ“ˆ So here we are, watching the rise and grind of these sketchy crypto hustlers like: โ€œThis is fine ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€ while the stonks ๐Ÿ“ˆ of scams are basically hitting ludicrous mode. One developer was overheard saying, "We banned them, now there's like 5 new ones... might as well sell their starter packs for 50% off" ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€ Meanwhile, the Telegram developers are probably sipping on their overpriced lattes while patting themselves on the back for โ€œcleaning up the appโ€ - Drake pointing at the โ€œrealโ€ Telegram users like โ€œDonโ€™t let the door hit you on the way out!โ€ Guess what, pals? โœจ In the grand scheme of things, weโ€™re just waiting for a crypto scam to get its own Netflix documentary. Get ready for โ€œHow To Scam 101โ€ starring the โ€œGalaxy Brainโ€ founders of these shadowy markets. ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒŒ Prediction: In 2024, we'll see a *literally illegal* crypto casino on the dark web with an NFT art gallery and a TikTok dance competition โ€“ and itโ€™ll be the new Coachella. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿš€ #CryptoWasteland #TelegramWoes

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#Telegram#Crypto#Scam#Black Markets#Rebranding
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