🚨🚨📉 Hold onto your wallets, fam – Telegram just pulled the ultimate oof by purging Chinese crypto scam markets, and guess what? These markets just hit the *rebrand* button 🔄 like they’re changing their Tinder bios after a super cringe date. “Not a scammer, just misunderstood” 🤡💀 📈 So here we are, watching the rise and grind of these sketchy crypto hustlers like: “This is fine 🔥” while the stonks 📈 of scams are basically hitting ludicrous mode. One developer was overheard saying, "We banned them, now there's like 5 new ones... might as well sell their starter packs for 50% off" 💰👀 Meanwhile, the Telegram developers are probably sipping on their overpriced lattes while patting themselves on the back for “cleaning up the app” - Drake pointing at the “real” Telegram users like “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!” Guess what, pals? ✨ In the grand scheme of things, we’re just waiting for a crypto scam to get its own Netflix documentary. Get ready for “How To Scam 101” starring the “Galaxy Brain” founders of these shadowy markets. 🔮🌌 Prediction: In 2024, we'll see a *literally illegal* crypto casino on the dark web with an NFT art gallery and a TikTok dance competition – and it’ll be the new Coachella. 😂💀🚀 #CryptoWasteland #TelegramWoes