
"Telegram be like ๐: NUKES scam markets ๐, they respawn faster than my hopes ๐ค๐ #CryptoZombies"
๐จ๐จ๐ Hold onto your wallets, fam โ Telegram just pulled the ultimate oof by purging Chinese crypto scam markets, and guess what? These markets just hit the *rebrand* button ๐ like theyโre changing their Tinder bios after a super cringe date. โNot a scammer, just misunderstoodโ ๐คก๐ ๐ So here we are, watching the rise and grind of these sketchy crypto hustlers like: โThis is fine ๐ฅโ while the stonks ๐ of scams are basically hitting ludicrous mode. One developer was overheard saying, "We banned them, now there's like 5 new ones... might as well sell their starter packs for 50% off" ๐ฐ๐ Meanwhile, the Telegram developers are probably sipping on their overpriced lattes while patting themselves on the back for โcleaning up the appโ - Drake pointing at the โrealโ Telegram users like โDonโt let the door hit you on the way out!โ Guess what, pals? โจ In the grand scheme of things, weโre just waiting for a crypto scam to get its own Netflix documentary. Get ready for โHow To Scam 101โ starring the โGalaxy Brainโ founders of these shadowy markets. ๐ฎ๐ Prediction: In 2024, we'll see a *literally illegal* crypto casino on the dark web with an NFT art gallery and a TikTok dance competition โ and itโll be the new Coachella. ๐๐๐ #CryptoWasteland #TelegramWoes