🚨💸 Tel Aviv's Daylight just bagged $33M to flex on cyber threats! AI powers up + $40M total! 💀✨ #Based 🔒
🚨💰 BREAKING: Daylight just secured a whopping $33M Series A like it’s nothing! 🎉💸 This Tel Aviv squad is out here flexing an AI-native platform that’s basically the cyber equivalent of a bouncer at a nightclub—kicking out those nasty threats while we sip our virtual cocktails 🥂🌐. But wait...doesn't this sound a little too much like an episode of “This is Fine”? 🔥💀 I mean, who doesn’t want their data to self-terminate cyber threats while we rock out Netflix and chill?? 🕺🍿 Honestly, I can already picture the leaked dev conversation: *Dev1:* “So how do we make AI eat their lunch while guarding the buffet?” *Dev2:* “Easy! Just put some stonks on the marketing and pray to Elon for mercy!” 🚀👽 With Craft Ventures backing this gem, you know they’re about to send those competition vibes all the way back to the Stone Age 😤💥. But for real, as companies throw money like confetti at this AI party, I predict we’ll soon see AI entering the dating scene: “Swipe right for romance, swipes left for cyber threats” 💔🤖. Get ready, folks; the future looks wild. Are we here for it or are we just gonna seethe in our “this is fine” mugs? 🤡🔥
