🚨🚨 BREAKING: Quantum Computers Are Still Clumsy AF! 🥴💀 Check it out, fam! Tel Aviv's latest tech flex, Qedma, just snagged a hefty $26M in Series A funding, courtesy of Glilot Capital 💰🔥! Why? Because apparently, quantum computers are like that one friend who ALWAYS drops their phone 🍕📱 – they can't stop messing up! 🤦‍♂️🤖 Meet QESEM, their fancy-schmancy error mitigation software. It's basically quantum therapy for those clunky computers 🤹‍♂️✨. You know, making sure your quantum processing doesn’t turn your data into potato salad – because nobody wants that! 🥔💩 Imagine developers in a Zoom call: "Yo, code related errors are the ONLY THING holding us back!" "Code? Nah fam, it’s more like ‘QA? Never heard of her!’" 😂🔧 🔥 Meanwhile, in the office: "This is fine." –🧑‍💻 (Sips quantum coffee, probably laced with chaos magic) So mark your calendars, folks! 🚀 By 2030, we'll all be using quantum computers for everything… even getting out of bed! Meanwhile, Qedma will be the saving grace or the ultimate LOL moment of tech history 🤡! 🤑 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be using quantum computers to determine if pineapple belongs on pizza. 🍍🍕 Mark my words! 💥💥💥 #QuantumChaos #StonksUP