🚨💸 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! 💸🚨 Tekscend, the Japanese chip wizard 🧙‍♂️, just dropped 13% gains on its Tōkyō debut like it’s the latest iPhone release! 📈💥 They snagged a whopping $1B in their IPO, and you KNOW that’s enough to make Elon Musk 🪐 flex his Tesla 🚗 like he’s in a TikTok dance-off. This ain’t just any ol’ IPO, fam. These mad scientists are out here making photomasks to transfer tiny circuits onto wafers. Yeah, it sounds like techie witchcraft, but what it really means is they’re creating the magic that makes your smartphone explode with dopamine every time you scroll to a meme! 🤖🔥 Some developer allegedly said, “Bro, we just made chips but for real!” 🥴💬 Yeah, you did! Now stonks are going UP 🔝📈 Like Drake pointing “Nope” to everyone who doubted them! Future prediction? In five years, Tekscend will be so big, they’ll have their own NFT line of photomasks and TikTok dances 💃💀. And you bet they’ll be selling them for a million bucks! 💰🤡 So grab your waifu pillows and hop on this train before it leaves the station! 🚀 Did someone say "cha-ching"? This is fine, right? 💀✨