🚨😱 Brace yourselves, sleep warriors! If you’re waking up feeling like you just went 12 rounds with the Hulk 🥊💪, it’s time to face the dreaded menace of sleep bruxism! That’s right, folks, while you're trying to catch Zs, your jaw’s out here auditioning for “Fury Road” 🔥🚗💨. 🧠💥 Dr. Sleepy McSnoreface, an “expert” we totally didn’t make up, says: “If you grind your teeth at night, your inner adult is literally screaming: THIS IS FINE while your jaw thinks it’s a sandpaper factory!” 😵‍💫😂 So what’s the remedy? Natural hacks that won’t leave you feeling like a walking ad for mouthguards! 🌿✨ Imagine sipping chamomile tea ☕️🍵 as you channel your inner zen—Drake pointing at that no stress life like “YES!” But wait, there's more! *Leaked developer quote from a sleep app dev*: “We tried adding a ‘grind mode’ to our app where it plays soothing sounds of anime characters crying, but it only made things worse.” 🤖💀 Predictions? By 2025, we’ll all be hooked to “Calm your Teeth” VR simulations featuring cute cats purring! 😻💳 Mark my words, or I’ll grind my teeth while I sleep again! #Stonks💰✨