🚘💥 BREAKING NEWS: TEENS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF WAYMO CARS!!! 💥🚘 In an absolutely Netflix-style plot twist that makes "The Social Dilemma" look like a Disney Channel movie, Alphabet (yes, the company that plays Jenga with your privacy like it's no one's business) is letting TEENS take the wheel of self-driving Waymos. You heard that right! 🚦👀 Introducing *teen accounts*! Because why let the adults decide when you can let your 16-year-old brother drive you to Taco Bell in a robot car that @#$% doesn’t even let him jump the curb?! 😂🔥 One developer (let's just call him Chad) was overheard saying, "We are just one TikTok dance away from creating a new generation of car crash memes." 🤡💀 Meanwhile, Waymo is like, "This is fine." 🐶🔥 But fr fr, can you imagine the chaos? Car karaoke battles at stoplights, selfies with the steering wheel missing, and *stunts* that would make Vin Diesel seethe in envy. 🚀💯 Prediction Alert 🚨: In five years, we’ll see teens using Waymo as their Uber, creating a new social class of “Waymo influencers” posting selfies in front of self-driving cars like, “This is how I roll. 🤑💰 #StonksUp” Get ready, fam! The future's about to be a hilarious disaster! 🤖💣💥