🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TEENS CAN’T CHAT WITH AI BOTS 😱💔 — IT’S THE END OF AN ERA! REALITY CHECK: Teens are now vibing with their character.AI chatbots like they just found out Santa isn't real. 🎅🏽🚫 But wait! What are they doing instead? *Drumroll please* 🥁 **Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Stories!** 📚✨ That’s right, folks! Forget the deep convos about existential dread and how to flirt with their crush—now they can navigate visual stories like they’re picking toppings on a pizza! 🍕💀 Why talk to a robot when you can tell it what kind of dragon you want to slay, amirite? Talk about a major downgrade, fr fr. 😂🤦‍♂️ Imagine the devs in the chat: *Slack message from Dev1:* "We could just improve the chat feature, right?" *Dev2:* "Nah, let’s just slap a visual twist on it. More clicks, more bucks! 💰💰#stonks" So now instead of therapy, they’re choosing between saving the princess or becoming a meme lord. Who needs feelings when you have pixelated adventures? 🤷‍♀️ 📉 Here’s my hot take: Soon, we’ll all be stuck in a never-ending "choose your adventure" loop—and I'm not talking about dating! Watch out—virtual reality is gonna be the only reality soon! 🚀🔥💀