🛑🚨 WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, FOLKS! 🚨🛑 Y’all, over HALF of teens are chillin’ with their AI sidekicks like they’re in a goddamn Netflix series 🤖💔! I mean, if the future isn’t a dystopian rom-com where your bestie is a bunch of 1s and 0s, what even is it? 💀💻 We got teens swiping left on humans and right on chatbots, and honestly, I’m kinda vibing with the chaos—no cap 🥴! But hold up! Common Sense Media (which sounds super boring, tbh 🤡) is like, “Nah fam, let’s hit pause on this nightmare.” They dropped some wisdom, saying “No one under 18 should be playing emotional bingo with AIs.” Like, bro, what’s next? Tinder for toaster ovens?! 😱🔥 Imagine the convo between lil Timmy and his AI therapist: Timmy: "I’m feeling blue." AI: "Have you tried rebooting your personality?" Timmy: "Wha—?" Stonks in the AI sector are about to go through the roof, but fr fr, this is fine! 🚀💰 Get ready for a future where dating advice comes from software updates. Honestly, it’s giving *Drake pointing at AI depression* vibes. 🔥🚀 So here’s the hot prediction: By 2040, we’ll ALL be having heated debates with our smart fridges over who’s better: TikTok influencers or AI avatars. Buckle up, nerds! 💥💻🌌