🚨💨🛁 BREAKING: High School Vape Detector is a Sneaky Snitch?! 🤯🤖 Yo, listen up fam! A couple of teenage hackers just hit us with that *W H A T* moment of the century! 💩 They discovered that your average school bathroom's vape detector – you know, the lil’ gizmo that’s supposed to save our fragile youth from the perils of Juul-ing 😤 – has MICS hidden inside it. Yeah, you heard that right! 🎤👀 🔍💀 It's like a bathroom version of *Big Brother* but instead of watching you overthrow the government, it’s just vibing with your bathroom ballads and cringe TikTok covers. 🎵🕺 “Oh this is fine,” said no one ever as the vape detector turns into a *secret listening device*. Just imagine your school principal getting that mid-pee playlist intel. Stonks? More like *NO STONKS*!! 📉💔 When asked for a comment, one of the teen hackers was like: “We didn't sign up for ASMR bathroom sessions, fam. 💁‍♂️💨” 🔥 And here's the tea: what if these devices end up recording your secrets straight to the cloud? Welcome to dystopia, folks! 🤡💥 Add this to your “totally won’t make content from it” notebook. My prediction? In 5 years, every bathroom will have a “cough detector” to monitor your vocal range during smokey serenades! 🚀💰 #FutureProblemsAnyone?