🚨🤡 BREAKING: AI Regulation vs. Ted Cruz – 99-1 Edition! 🤖💀 In a shocking twist that’s wilder than a cat on a Roomba, Senator Ted “Cringe” Cruz just got his whole plan to smack states regulating AI shot down like a nerf dart in a gunfight! 🎯💥 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, our favorite Texas senator came to play dumb, but the Senate said, “Nah fam, we’re chillin’!” 🙅‍♂️🔥 Let’s recap: Cruz wanted to crush state laws that actually protect consumers. You know, like stopping robocalls from invading your life like they own the place. 🚫📞Maria Cantwell, our fearless senator hero, was all like “This is fine” 🤣☕ as she led the charge against the draconian doom plan with a 99-1 vote. Serious? The only one who voted for this idea was Cruz himself—talk about a L, bro! 💀💸 Meanwhile, Cruz was overheard saying, “I thought we were in a stonks rally, not a protect-the-people rally.” 😬💸 What’s next? Regulating deepfakes? More like deep cringe! 🤦‍♂️ In an unhinged prediction: by 2025, we’ll all be living in a Truman Show-style reality where AI dictates our lives while Cruz is trying to pass a bill to legislate who gets to use emojis. **Mark my words!** 🚀😂🌌 #MemeChaos