🚨💥 BREAKING: Ted Cruz vs. AI Regulations—The Ultimate Titular Face-Off 🥊🤖💰 So, your boy Ted Cruz is out here saying, “Yo, states can't regulate AI or they get NO BROADBAND 💀💀.” Like, fr fr, who even needs the internet? Come on, we all know the only thing worse than a slow connection is a slow-moving GOP! But wait—*plot twist*: Cruz's epic plan hit the dreaded Congressional wall 😂🚧. Apparently, not ALL Republicans are jumping on the Cruz Train 🚂💨. Can we get a moment of silence for the Senate parliamentarian? 🖤 They really said, “Look, Ted, you’re gonna need more than a tricycle to ride this chaos.” **(Imaginary leaked convo from the Senate):** Cruz: *"Down with the states? We ride together!"* Other GOP senator: *"Nah fam, I'm busy Googling 'How to regulate my emotions after this dumb idea.'"* And let's be real—if the Senate can’t agree on pizza toppings, how's Cruz gonna wrangle them for an AI moratorium?! 🍕🤡 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: This whole debacle ends with Cruz in a virtual reality world talking to an AI version of George Washington. “I cannot tell a lie... this plan is DOA.” Get ready for the *AI Apocalypse* (starring Cruz in VR) 👾💥. Meme this, peeps! #TechnologicalPanic 💀🚀