🚨BREAKING: Applied Materials just pulled a "hold my beer" move, flexing an 8% revenue bump to a whopping $7.3 BILLION! 💸💥 Like, they looked at those estimates and were like, "Uhh, watch me!" #stonks But wait! This rollercoaster ain't all smooth sailing, fam! 🎢😬 CFO Brice Hill came out saying, “We’re hitting the brakes on Q4 projections like it’s a runaway car!” 🚗💨 Thanks, China! He must’ve read the meme that says “This is fine” while sipping his morning coffee. ☕💀 So yeah, they made mad stacks this past quarter 💰🔥, but Q4 is shaping up to be a bigger flop than that live-action Avatar movie – talking about profits “below estimates” 😂😩! It’s like Drake pointing at their hopes and dreams saying, “Nah, we can’t have nice things!” 👎 Leaked developer quotes: "I thought we were gonna ride the stonk wave, but here we are, caught in a China slowdown meme spiral. 🤷‍♂️" Unhinged prediction: By Q4, Applied Materials will be selling NFT memes of their quarterly slides just to keep the vibe alive! 🚀👽 Get ready for the cringe, folks!