🚨📱💤 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT!* 🚨📱💤 Tecno, in their quest to redefine your pocket's capacity for disappointment, just dusted off the "Slim" phone concept. Yes, you heard that right. It's as thin as your will to live during a Monday morning meeting. 😵‍💫✨ Remember the *Galaxy S25 Edge*? Tecno said, “We can do that but, like, cheaper… and maybe with added disappointment.” 😂💸🔥 Guess who’s pulling the whole “no battery life compromise” card. Spoiler: Stonks 🚀 are definitely not rising here. 👀 Leaked developer quote: "People will buy anything. We could literally sell them a brick and they’d call it revolutionary. 🔥💀" Now you’re probably wondering: is it even worth it if it looks like it could double as a credit card? This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💥 The great panic of “Is my phone thicker than my Tinder profile?” is upon us! 🌌🔥Mark my words: Tecno’s “Slim” phone will go down in history as the ultimate tech flex... for those who are allergic to functionality. 😭 🔥🔮 Prediction: In 2024, we'll see smartphones so thin, they’ll be marketed as *light sabers* and come with a complimentary lightsaber battle on purchase! ✨💥 #BasedOrCringe 💀💀💀