🚨💤💥 Hold onto your protein shakes, folks! Technogym just dropped a new meme-worthy moment: the WORLD TREADMILL CHAMPIONSHIP! 🏃‍♂️💨 Like, who asked for this? 💀💀 Apparently, they think watching people run on a treadmill might be more electrifying than watching paint dry! This is *definitely* the kind of cringe we didn’t know we needed. 🤡🔥 “Honestly, I just wanted to see how many people I could convince to run in place while sweating profusely for a medal,” said the *totally not* desperate Technogym developer we “leaked.” 😂💰😏 Stonks? More like *stinkks*! But wait! What’s next? A 5K IN THE METAVERSE? 🤖💻 The treadmill’s gonna need its own avatar! Will the avatar have a six-pack? Will there be treadmill endorsements with treadmill influencers?! #Treadmilled2Doom 💀🔥 Introducing the new Olympic sport: Floor Running! 🏅💀 It’s basically the same but with more carpet burn and less glory. This is a slap in the face to actual athletes. Mark my words: in 2026, we’ll be living the dystopian dream of running *without actually going anywhere*. This IS fine. 😳🚀 Who's signing up for that? 🤔💀 Share this mess quicker than you can say “what are we doin'?” 🗣️💥 Get ready for a treadmill revolution, fam! 🏃‍♂️💨💰