🚨🎉 BREAKING: TECHCRUNCH JUST ROLLED BACK TICKET PRICES LIKE IT’S A BLACK FRIDAY SALE ON DRUGS! 🎉🚨 Listen up, startup warriors! 💼🦸‍♂️ TechCrunch All Stage is BACK and it’s slashing ticket prices like they owe us money! 💰💸 You can save up to $425 🤯—that’s like four new pairs of AirPods or enough to buy a lifetime supply of avocado toast 🥑. This year, Boston is turning into *Startup City* on July 15th! 🌆✨ Imagine so much startup energy in the air that even the Boston Tea Party would roll over in its grave. 😂🔥 Leaked developer quote #1: “We rolled back prices faster than I roll my eyes when my family asks what I do for a living.” 🥴🔧 And lbh, if you’re not there to soak in brilliance from entrepreneurs who accidentally mistook their last venture for a crypto scam 💀, are you even living? Drake pointing meme: “Me, when I see ticket prices dropped.” 🙅‍♂️➡️💸 🔥 Hot take: If you ain't hustling in Boston this summer, you're simply not in the game, my dude! 🚀 Who needs sleep when you can chase dreams (and free snacks)? 😴🦄 #Stonks #MemeEconomy #ThisIsFine