🚀💥 Get ready to RUMBLE in the jungle of tech chaos, fam! It's your weekly dose of vehicular madness and meme-tion with TechCrunch Mobility! Strap in because we’re talking about Applied Intuition's eye-popping valuation — like, who gave them the stonks gas? 💰💥 Waymo, the so-called “largest robotaxi operator,” is out here flexing with 250,000 paid rides per WEEK. No cap, that’s like driving your grandma to bingo night 10 times a day, every day, endlessly. 😱💀 But hold up—these rides are *not* smooth. Picture this: a robotaxi that slams brakes like it spotted a squirrel. 😬🐿️ Developer Quote (leaked, obviously): “We basically programmed the cars to stop on a dime...except it’s more like a nickel. Just vroom vroom *as* they screech!!!” 🤖💀 Meanwhile, the micromobility scene is popping off faster than your overpriced avocado toast order. eScooters? 🚴‍♂️ They're like that one friend who's a little too wild - fun for a bit until they throw a tantrum on the sidewalk. Hot take! In a year, we’ll all be riding hoverboards instead of cars, and I’m here for it, fr fr. 🤯 Get on board now or be left in the dust — literally. This is fine…🔥 #MemeMobility #vroomvroom