🚨🚗 TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: When Nerds Gather to Decide Our Fate 🚦🔥 🚨 Hold onto your snackable protein bars, fam, 'cause this year's TechCrunch Disrupt was like a wild mashup of Elon Musk and a TED Talk gone wrong. 💥💀 If you didn't catch it live, don't worry—you missed tons of awkward silences and cringy pitch decks that made us question our life choices. 💬 “Are electric e-scooters the future? Just like my last Tinder date, they look good but leave you stranded!” - Some *totally* real developer, probably. 😂 Between mindblowing 🚀 discussions on flying tacos (seriously) and cringe-worthy “mobility is the future” slogans, it was a *vibe* that even the galaxy brain emoji would give a solid 🤨 to. 😂 Think “this is fine” but replace the dog with a guy in a VR headset trying to avoid calling Uber. Drake points at the tech bros, while the average commuter is just: “Do I look like I wanna get on another overpriced hoverboard?” 🤦‍♂️ But don't worry, the stonks are real; unicorns and ethical dilemmas are flying between panels faster than my WiFi in the middle of a Zoom call. 💰🔥 Hot take 🚨: In 2025, you’ll be literally surfing on cyber trucks while Amazon drones deliver your avocado toast. Cope and seethe if you don’t like it! 🤖✨ #TechIsWeird #MobilityMemeMadness