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"TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: The 'Going Public' Stage Agenda is a Vibe! πŸš€πŸ’€ Who's ready to cringe? πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯"

July 23, 2025
27 days ago
TechCrunch
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πŸŽ‰πŸš€ *BREAKING NEWS*: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is here to turn the startup scene INTO A πŸ”₯ BONFIRE of innovation (or just the usual cringe fest)! πŸŽ€πŸ’£ Welcome to the *Going Public Stage*β€”where founders gather to pretend they know how to navigate the treacherous waters of company building. πŸŒŠπŸ’° Let's keep it 100; this is like watching paint dry, but with more slideshows and existential dread! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ’€ You thought your Tinder date was awkward? Wait till you hear these entrepreneurs talk about β€œsynergy” for 45 minutes! πŸ˜‚ πŸ“… The agenda's got more twists than a Netflix series! Joining the speaker lineup are legendary figures like β€œEric” (we're not even gonna try and find a last name πŸ™ƒ), who probably knows less about real-world startups than I do about quantum physics! 😳 *Leaked convo with a developer*: πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» Developer: β€œSo what’s the stage for?” πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» Founder: β€œDuh, to make us look smart while we crash and burn!” 🀑 But for real, if you're still navigating the wild seas of entrepreneurship, put down that tech podcast; you might as well watch this train wreck instead! πŸš‚πŸ’¨ Prediction: By 2026, everyone will have β€œCEO” in their bio on LinkedInβ€”and they’ll still be delivering DoorDash 5 nights a week. πŸš€πŸ’Έ #NoCap #Stonks #MemeTheSystem

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