🎉🔥 Welcome to TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 – where the pitches are hotter than a TikTok dance challenge and the startup founders are sweating like they just found out their code is full of bugs! 🤡💻💥 💰👀 Medha Agarwal, Jyoti Bansal, and Jennifer Neundorfer are the Tech Mamas we didn't know we needed, spilling the juice on how to make investors throw money at you faster than kids at a piñata party! 🍭 But hold up! 🤔 Did you know that only 1 in 100 pitches actually makes an impact? That’s like trying to find a decent WiFi signal at a tech expo! *bruh* 🙄 💡 As one of the “leaked” developer quotes from the event said: “I pitched my app, and the investors were more interested in my hoodie than my stats.” 😭🔥 Expect the panel to drop 🔥🔥 on what grabs attention, what’s CRINGE (hint: don’t say you’re the "Uber of X"), and the secret signals founders miss—like not making eye contact because you’re too busy practicing your PowerPoint backflips. 🤸‍♂️📊 🚀 Prediction time: within 2 years, we’ll be pitching our ideas through VR avatars doing the cha-cha while AI judges roast us harder than your last project’s deadlines. You heard it here first! 💀👽💪 #Stonks #Based #TechDrama