🚀💸 Y’all ever wonder what happens when you mix investors with a space stage? It's like putting a bunch of rich suits on a rocket and asking them to find the next Elon... but instead they just discover a black hole of cringe! 🌌💀 Welcome to TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, where Celeste Ford (not from your local diner), Chris Morales (sounds like he should be in a superhero movie), and Morgan Beller (probably inventing a new type of blockchain) are basically here to tell us where to shove our stonks in the cosmic void! 🌠💰 🐶💩 "We’re looking for the next big thing in space. Like, what if we put a Starbucks on Mars?" - a *totally real* developer quote 🤖☕️ And don’t forget about the ticket savings, fam: up to $444 off! 💸 Like, why not just buy a spaceship? So much for ‘affordability’ in the space economy! 😂💸😳 ✨💥 In conclusion: If you think you can invest in space and not end up feeling like Kermit sipping tea while absolutely seething, you're on another planet! But fr fr, buckle up because by 2030 I predict we'll all be using space NFTs as currency. We’ll finally be sending pizza to the moon! 🍕🌕🍕✨ #SpacePizzas2025