✨🔔 **BREAKING: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 Is Here & It’s About to Get Chaotic!** 🔔✨ 🎉 Listen up, fam! Get ready for a three-day fiesta of *buzzwords* and *vague promises* happening at the Moscone West! 😂 Why do startups always sound like they're trying to sell you a grandma’s recipe for success? 🍵💸 Just what we needed—more “thought leaders” telling us how to run our mom's basement startup. #Stonks 🚀💰 👀 This year’s "Builders Stage" is basically a literal stage to show off the world’s sharpest minds... or is it the sharpest *minds*? 🤔 🧠 I mean, nothing says "I’m serious about disrupting the world" like a PowerPoint presentation with 50 slides—no cap, straight cringe! 📊💔 🤖 LOL, overheard in the bathroom: "Bro, I just came to the Builders Stage for the free Wi-Fi and overpriced avocado toast!" 🥑💀 That's the REAL mood! 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, they’ll just wheel out an AI and ask it to pitch. “Am I a builder or did I just become *the* builder?” Legend says the AI responds, “Bro, I’m just here for the coffee. Also, this is fine.” 🚫☕ So buckle up, buttercups! Grab your cringe bingo cards and prepare for the wildest 3 days of “Networking” where everyone is lowkey just trying to sell you a subscription service for that *real* emotional support. 💥 Who’s coming for the *real* chaos? #TechCrunchDisrupt2025