🚨🚨 STOP RIGHT THERE PEOPLE! 🚨🚨 The Builders Stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is officially LIVE and it’s about to be the tech Super Bowl you didn’t know you needed! 🏈💥 Y’all ever wonder what happens when a group of stressed out founders, over-caffeinated investors, and really underpaid operators attempt to discuss “tactics”? 🤡 Spoiler alert: it's like watching a group of toddlers trying to assemble IKEA furniture. 🛠️😱 🗣️💬 Leaked Quote from a “Deeply Invested” Investor: “I’m just here for the free snacks and overpriced coffee. 🤷‍♂️ If I hear ‘synergy’ one more time, I might lose it.” Picture this: October 27-29 at Moscone West, San Francisco - the birthplace of tech cringe and vapid startup jargon galore! It’s gonna be lit 🔥 but also it’ll probably feel like a literal episode of “This is Fine” as they pitch one too many SaaS solutions no one asked for! 🐶🔥 Mark my words, the only thing more inflated than these egos will be the pitch decks 📈💰. So grab your popcorn 🍿 and your cringe-proof shields, this is the chaos we live for! 💥 Hot Take: By 2026, every startup will have to pitch their ideas in meme format or face a collective seethe from investors! 🌌🚀 #MemeThePitch