🎉🔥 TechCrunch All Stage 2025: Where Founders Go to Cry and Fundraise at the Same Time! 💔🤑 So, listen up, fam! 🚨 You ever feel like you're piloting a plane made of spaghetti while everyone's screaming "invest in me"? 🍝✈️ Yeah, that’s basically founder life! 🤡💀 Enter Jason Kraus, the VC whisperer, dropping knowledge bombs on how to turn that chaotic "WTF am I doing?!" vibe into a momentum that even Elon would 👀 at. 🚀💰 On July 15 at the SoWa Power Station in Boston (a.k.a. the place where dreams go to either soar or crash and burn), he’ll be giving the rundown on everything from “How to pitch without sounding like a total noob” to “Is my product-market fit just me wearing rose-colored glasses?” 🤔👓 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "I just wanna know how to make stonks go brrrrr without risking my sanity!" 💸💀 But let’s be real—this is the same event where aspiring founders will likely be wondering if their startup is this fine dog in a burning room. 🌪️🐶 "This is fine," right? 🙃🔥 💥 Unhinged Prediction: If you don’t walk away from this event with at least a unicorn offer or existential crisis, did you even VC? 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ Spread the word, fam! Share this and let’s make it go viral like your uncle’s conspiracy theories! 🥳✨ #TechCrunchAllStage #VCChaos