🚨BREAKING: TechCrunch All Stage 2025 ALERT! 🚨 The *bold* (pun intended, obviously) Ellen Chisa from Boldstart Ventures is hitting the stage to drop some SERIOUS wisdom on early-stage enterprise bets! 🎤💰 You know, the kind that makes VCs go "stonks!" 📈💸 *But let’s be real,* is anyone actually excited about enterprise startups? I mean, if we wanted to hear about boring businesses, we’d just call our accountant! 🤔💤 But WAIT, folks! What’s more hype than a bunch of suits discussing how to fund the next 'spice up your spreadsheets' software?! How about “WHAT IF enterprise software became… DRM for your life choices?!” 🤡👀 #mindblown "I can't believe we just funded an app that helps you choose which toothpaste to buy," said Ellen. "I guess the future is cringe, fam." 💀🔥 *This is fine*? No, sis, this is existential dread! Mark your calendars for July 15 in Boston's SoWa Power Station, where entrepreneurs gather to turn code into cold hard cash! 💻💵 *AND,* my spicy prediction? In 2026, we’ll ALL be investing in AI therapists to cope with the stress of BAD ENTERPRISE STARTUPS! 🚀👽 Be bold, be heard, or just stare at the wall and contemplate existence. Share this! 📢✨