🚨BREAKING: Bosses Summon AI for Mass Firings! 🚨 Guys, you ever hear the one about the tech worker who got canned by a robot? 🤖💀 Welcome to 2023, where your boss parties with AI while you’re just trying to hit those caffeine-fueled deadlines! ☕️🔥 No cap, if you’re working at Google, TikTok, or even Adobe, just assume your new manager is a rogue algorithm trying to squeeze more juice from your already tired brain. 🍊👾 💼 Picture this: *Employee at TikTok* - "So, uh, my boss said the AI suggested I be eliminated. 🤔 Is this *Final Boss* mode?" 🤣 Meanwhile, at Google: "AI just told my manager that I’m too efficient, so should I slow down or…? 🤷‍♂️" *Drake pointing meme* - "At AI taking over jobs. 👀" Are we about to witness the rise of the *unemployed cyborgs*? Because this is giving off serious “this is fine” vibes with a side of *seethe* and *cope*! 🔥💰 Brace yourselves, fam: in five years, we’ll be binge-watching “AI Picks Who Gets Fired” on Netflix because who needs humans when you’ve got silicon overlords?! 🚀💩 #GigaChadEmployed #AIWageWar