🔥💥 BREAKING: SOHAM PAREKH IS THE NEW TECH GURU! 💥🔥 Yo, fam! 🚀 You know you've made it when a random dude named Soham Parekh is now the GOAT of tech opinions! Like, fr fr, every startup founder is low-key sweating over their proximity to this legend 🤡💀. Just imagine them in the break room, whispering, “OMG have you spoken to Soham? He’s basically Elon-level at this point!” 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, while Zuckerberg is lost in the Metaverse looking for his long-lost *soul*, these founders are gathering around like moths to a flame, 🤯 shouting “Soham said this” and “Soham thinks that.” 😂 It’s giving *actual* cult vibes and I’m here for it! 🕺✌️ One anonymous **developer quote** I “totally overheard” was: “If you ain’t got Soham’s blessing, you might as well be building apps in the Stone Age, fam!” 💀💰 Like, bud, chill. It's not that deep! This is fine. 🔥 But hot take: Soham could literally rule the tech world if he drops a TikTok dance about code—or like, who ARE we kidding? Prediction: Soham and his opinions will become a cryptocurrency by next year. We’re calling it: #SOHAMcoin is gonna launch and make you stonks! 🚀💸 So get ready to trade your opinion for a token! 🤖💥 Share this if you're still trying to figure out who this Soham dude is! 😂