🚨📉 BREAKING: Apple vs. Epic Games: The Battle of the Corporate Titans! 🥊✨ So like, Apple got slapped by a judge for keeping their lawyer secrets under wraps, and now they’re calling in the big guns with a surprise *amicus brief* (that’s fancy lawyer talk for “please help us, we’re drowning in court papers!”) 📜💼. Two tech groups just threw in their chips with Apple, saying “We got your back,” while Epic Games is out here like the kid at the playground who just wants to play Fortnite in peace. 🎮🤡 👀 *Leaked Quote* from a random Apple dev: “Honestly, we just wanted to keep our secret sauce for the next iPhone release under wraps 😂. Who knew lawyer-talk would be the drama of the year?” Meanwhile, Epic’s out here vibing like, “What’s good? We’re just tryna make a cool game, but here we are in a courtroom 😤. This is fine.” 🔥 WILL APPLE WIN? Will Epic become the next meme lord? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure: when the dust settles, we’ll all be here sipping our tea and watching the drama unfold like it’s an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 🍵✨ 📈 HOT TAKE: Next thing you know, they’ll add a character to Fortnite named “Litigious Larry” 🤖. MARK MY WORDS!