👀💔 STOP LOOKING DOWN, YA ZOMBIES! 🤖🧟‍♂️ Neck pain from scrolling your life away? WELCOME to the world of tech neck, where your phone's grip is tighter than your ex’s hold on your heart! 💔😂 Listen up, fam! If you’re like me and your neck is bent at a 90-degree angle like you’re trying to read a legal disclaimer, it’s time to do better! 😱💀 Experts (probably wearing turtlenecks while they say this) say that tech neck is a *literal* pain in the neck! Get it? Haha, kill me. 👩‍⚕️ *Leaked quote from Dr. Stretchy McNeck*: “If you don’t start doing these stretches, you might end up as a real-life human pretzel. No cap.” For real, fam 🤨, straightening your tech neck is as important as deciding if a TikTok dance is cringe or based 🪄. So slide that phone up, do some neck rolls, and channel your inner galaxy brain! 🚀✨ 🔥 HOT TAKE: If you don’t correct that tech neck — you’re more likely to turn into a meme than to live your best life! 📱👑 This is fine? NOPE, this is a CRIME against your posture! So let’s rise and shine, or just rise and stop looking like the hunchback of Notre Tech! 🤡💪👏💥 Share this before your neck folds like an origami crane! 🦅💨 #NeckGoals #TechNeckTok