🚨💼 ATTENTION TECH NERDS! 🚨💼 In 2025, your future job prospects are lookin’ 🔥 and by "lookin'" I mean you're probably still just sitting at home in your pajamas 😬. Gergely Orosz from The Pragmatic Engineer just dropped some knowledge bombs like they'd just invented a new iPhone! 📱💣 Sooo, AI engineers are the new rock stars? 🎸💰 Y'all better start brushing up on your Python and TensorFlow, because if you’re not on the AI hype train 🚂, you’re gonna be left behind while everyone else rides the wave of "I can’t believe it’s not human!" 🤖✨ *Cue Drake pointing at the “AI Engineer” application form like:* “I ain't ever going back to a boring job, fam!” 👀💯 And hold up—did someone say average tenure at Big Tech is rising? 🤔💤 No one’s getting fired anymore? This is suspiciously sounding like a corporate trap – I can practically hear the team-building Zoom calls from my basement! 🔒🏠 *Leaked quote from a disgruntled intern:* “At this point, I’m just here for free pizza and WiFi.” 🍕💻 So what’s my hot take? 🔥 By 2030, we’ll all be AI engineers or robots ourselves! Tell me I'm wrong! 😱💀 #TechApocalypse #JobMarketChaos