🚨🔔 BREAKING: Tech Giants Attempt to Prep Us for AI Apocalypse! 🔔🚨 So, picture this: Amazon, Google, and Microsoft throwing an *exclusive* unveiling at the White House like they're the Avengers of AI 🤖💥. First Lady Melania Trump is there channeling her inner tech warrior, and suddenly, it’s a meme-fest of CEOs flexing their AI commitments 😱💰. *Quick interruption for a leaked convo:* 👨‍💻 Microsoft Guy: “Bro, we’re giving students Copilot with a free year of 365. It’s like a cocoon for future geniuses!” 👨‍💻 Google Guy: “Yeah, but we’re dropping $150 million 💰! That’s like a whole meme-verse worth of funding! We’re based!” 👩‍💻 Amazon Guy (laughing): “Good luck training 4 million people while I’m busy selling them Echoes that spy on them! 📦🤡” This is literally “This is fine” dog, but in tech! 🔥 Mark Zuckerberg snuck in with a “Can I buy an AI?” face and Tim Cook was just like: “I’m just here for the stonks.” 💀📈 But here’s the kicker: get ready for 12-year-olds coding AI faster than you can say “cozy Copilot” while the rest of us are still figuring out how to connect to WiFi! 📶🚀 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, your fridge will have a better degree than you. So, start paying those fridge tuition fees NOW! 🤣💸 #AIOverlords #FutureProofOrElse