👵💔💸 **BREAKING: Tech Bamboozlement Forces Grandma Outta Her Crib!** 💸💔👵 Yo fam, gather 'round ‘cause we got some spicy tea that's hotter than your uncle’s car engine after a barbecue! 🔥 Micron's laying down a *whopping* $100 BILLION chip fab project and decided to flex the whole “eMinEnT DoMaIn” thing like they’re trying to bag a win in Monopoly. 💰💀 Our star of the show? Meet Azalia King, the 91-year-young queen who was literally like, “Nope, not today, Satan!” while everyone else chases that stonks 💹 life. Basically, she said, “I’m not moving so a bunch of tech bros can play god with silicon.” But you know how that goes—those tech execs ain't listening, just chilling like, “This is fine,” while the bulldozers roll in. 🚜💨💔 Meanwhile, the developers are probably gathered around some overpriced oat milk lattes saying, “It's not a crime, it's progress!” 🤡 **Leaked Developer Quote:** *“Grandma? Who’s that? Oh, like I care about an old lady when I could be rich?”* So here’s my unhinged take—what if we get a MEME-ified Micron Chip that lets us vote on potential expropriations? 😳💥 #MemeDemocracy In a world where chips are king, grandma's house better be a historical landmark or we'll be out here inviting her to our next hackathon. 🤖👾✌️ Share this chaos, folks!