🚨💥Breaking News Alert: Tech Companies Looking for Talent Outside the US!💥🚨 So apparently, while Uncle Sam’s playing “Who Wants to be a Clampdown Millionaire?” with his H-1B visas, our buddies across the pond in the UK and Great White North, Canada, are like, “Y’all need jobs? We gotcha!” 🥴💼 Like, fr fr, they're rolling out the red carpet like it's the Oscars, but instead of Brad Pitt, it's software engineers 🎬👨‍💻. Imagine a tech company in Canada saying, "Come for the maple syrup, stay for the coding!" 😂🍁 Meanwhile, Trump’s policies got skeptics saying, “This is fine” as they sip their ties to the tech boom 🙃. But let's keep it 100, folks: are we really believing America will become a tech-less wasteland? 🚷💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re just trying to get paid more than minimum wage for coding in a basement.” 💀💰 Meanwhile, the brain geniuses in the UK and Canada are ready to flex their stonks 🚀📈 and scoop up that talent like it's Black Friday! 🔥Hot take: In 5 years, Canada will become the Silicon Valley of the north while the US tech scene is out here playing hide and seek with talent like a group of five-year-olds. Get your parkas ready, kiddos! 🤖👀