🚨🔊 ATTENTION TECH WARRIORS! It's Prime Day, and I'm here to turn this dull news dumpster fire into a meme-ified treasure hunt! 🎉🤑🔥 Grab your wallets and put on your shopping hats 'cause these deals are hotter than your mom's favorite batch of cookies! 🍪💰 As Mashable's tech editor (a.k.a. the deal Oracle 🧙‍♂️), I've been sifting through these Prime Day gems since 2019. Why? 'Cause I'm basically the Thanos of tech deals—snapping my fingers to make your wallet go *POOF* 🧙‍♂️💥! Now, listen up! 📢 The $399 AirPods Max? More like AirPods *NO* Max 'cause that deal is toast! 🚫🍞 But fear not! 🕺💃 Wally World has swooped in to save the day! 🦸‍♂️ Check those shelves like you’re searching for your lost phone! 📱🕵️‍♀️ Imagine a developer screaming, "Stonks only go up!! 💎🤲" as he refreshes that cart—#TrueStory. In conclusion: This Prime Day, remember this cryptic truth: "If it ain't on sale, don't buy it at all!" 🤡💀 And let's be honest, by next year, Prime Day will be a national holiday where we sacrifice overpriced tech for mediocre discounts. Mark my words! 🚀👀 Your future self would thank you! 🥳✨ #TechDeals #ChaosIsKey