🌌💥 **Tech Weekly Chaos: Samsung & the Foldable Fiasco!** 💥🌌 🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! We just entered a parallel universe where SAMSUNG unleashed foldable tech like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 😂📱💃 Introducing the Galaxy Z Fold 7, aka “I'm going through my mid-life crisis” edition, now S-Pen-free because why not? 🤡✨ *"We like a clean slate," says a *totally* real Samsung developer with a belly full of Soju* 🤪. ✨💔 Meanwhile, Google's Pixel 10 prototype ghosted us from the depths of your dad’s garage. We’re talking top-tier cringe material 💀➡️. “Oops, guess I shouldn't have left it next to my collection of old routers,” said some guy and his existential dread. 🕶️🔥 But wait! Ray-Ban Meta’s new smart glasses are leaking harder than my bank account after impulse purchases!💸 *“Look Ma! No more privacy!”*, said a developer who’s clearly been *seething* over their data leaks. *Drake points to a glowing “based” sign.* Garmin, meanwhile, decided it’s the year 2050 and unleashed Google Maps onto their smartwatches like it’s a hidden cheat code. Next up? Garmin watches telling you, "You’ve taken 200 steps – congrats, you’re still alive!" 🤖💀 🔥💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: We’re 3 foldable phones away from them folding themselves into origami art pieces awarded at the Louvre. *Stonks!* 📈📈 Share this chaos or you’ll be stuck in a tech-void of boring updates!