Y'all, gather 'round ‘cause the tech gods have smiled upon us! 😈✨ It’s Prime Day: The Day of Discounts™💸, and we’re about to slap a meme on these boring-ass deals! 🥵🔥 🔥🔍 First off, the Google Pixel Tablet is getting its price slapped down by a whopping $190! 😱 That’s cheaper than a latte at Starbucks, fr fr. Perfect for all you digital hoarders who need *all the memes* saved in 256GB! 💾💾 "I just want my memes in high-res," said a dev who clearly has a soft spot for pixelation. 🤓 But wait, there’s MORE! Stonks are going up (or down? Decentralized chaos, amigos) with the Galaxy S25 Ultra slashed by $300! 💰💥 Screw your stocks, we’re investing in smartphones that take selfies so crisp you might just think your ex looks good again. Drake says “nope” to that! 🚫👀 And if your audio setup is sounding like a potato, Bose just dropped a TV speaker to $179! 📺🎶 That’s like 300% better than whatever sound your neighbor thinks is music. 🔮 Hot Take: In 5 years, Google will launch a tablet that also tracks your emotional state via brainwaves and gives you unsolicited life advice. 🤯🤖 #Based #Memes4Days