🚨🤡 BREAKING: Consumer Tech Firms Stranded in Tariff Hell! 🔥💀 So, like, picture this: it’s 2023, and our beloved tech companies are out here looking like this meme 🥴👉 *this is fine* while dangling on the edge of tariff doom💰🌪️. Yup, six months into the post-Trump trade war (which sounds like a dystopian Netflix drama, no cap), and our gadget overlords are still running around like chickens with their heads cut off! 🤖💨 “WTF do we do now?!” - *Imaginary CTO at TechFirm Inc.* 🤔💔. Seriously, can we get a “Chip Tariff Survival Guide” or something? Like, if TikTok can teach me to make a dance video in 10 seconds, surely we can craft a plan on how to navigate these tariffs that are messing up our iPhones and gaming rigs! 🎮📱 Want to join the chaos? Chat with the Consumer Technology Association’s head honcho 🧑‍💼👋 at Ars Live on September 2nd! Bet he has some spicy tea on how tech firms are coping... or just crying into their microchips. ☕️😂 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, the only chips we’ll be able to afford are the ones from the dollar store, and they won’t even be gluten-free! Stonks? More like “stunk!” 🚀💀 Share this if you’re also losing it over these tariffs! #TechTariffTerror #ThisIsFine