🚨 BREAKING CHAOS! 🚨 So get this: Corvex just pulled a *major* fast one, like "hold my beer" levels of shady. 🍺💀 Their now-indicted CTO, Brian Raymond, was totally vibing as the head tech honcho—until he went full-on “Nvidia chips for China” criminal mastermind! 💸🤖 And then... plot twist! Corvex is like “Who? That guy? Nahhh, he was *never* CTO!” 🤡💔 It’s like the scene from that Drake meme where he’s like “No thanks” to the idea of a CTO AND “YASS” to a good ol’ corporate cover-up! Drake said: “This is fine.” But we ALL know the reality—*massive* stonks drop incoming! 📉🔥 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻: “Dude, what do we do now?! They just indicted Brian!” 👨‍⚖️: “Uhhh... he’s NOT our CTO anymore? 🤷‍♂️” 👨‍💻: “Bro, we literally just posted it everywhere!” Now, here’s my hot take: Corvex is about to change its name to “Corvette—Going Nowhere Fast” and enters a merger with the Cringe Awards. This is the future of tech, ladies and gents! 💥🚀💰 Share this insanity before their next PR disaster! 💔🔥 #CorporateClownery